My cock

[Nimps]

I challenge you all to reach the summit of my cock. No climbing gear allowed aside from talcum powder (I sweat a lot) and a machete (I'm passed hairy, I think burly describes it better). First one to reach the tip within a week gets a gooey surprise. The "Hooded Wonder" is not for the faint of heart.

[Oobatnep]

rofl

I think mother should take on the mission!